Transformers 2: revenge of the fallen (ooh Megan Fox runs a lot)!

Yeah, I know the subtitle is cheezed - but what else do you want from me? Lemme throw it out to all of you right now, I have been a DIE HARD Transformers geek for probably the past twenty to twenty-five years now. If the Star Trek geeks are called Trekkies/Trekkers....

Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen (movie Review)
My movie review of the lackluster blockbuster by Michael Bay. Chop full of explosions, gun fire, running, chases and an over abundance of CGI.
http://www.associatedcontent.comarticle/1892922/transformers_2_revenge_of_the_fallen.html

How to be a Sidekick: A how-to guide in the world of super heroes

How to Be a Sidekick: A Fictitious Pamphlet on Helping the World of Super Heroes
This is a funny little "how to" guide on the world of being a side kick for a super hero. There are a lot of inside jokes on the world of super heroes.
http://www.associatedcontent.comarticle/1892960/how_to_be_a_sidekick_a_fictitious_pamphlet.html

Long Live the King - a tribute to Michael Jackson

Long Live the King - a Tribute to Michael Jackson
A final farewell that we all need to think about, did this man deserve our accusations, or were there just a bunch of parents hoping to cash in on him? And what do we do now without him? How many of us should feel bad?
http://www.associatedcontent.comarticle/1882488/long_live_the_king_a_tribute_to_michael.html

When Loves Collide

The clock has struck twelve a full moon's light acts a spotlight of detection on scum in the streets, the
streets flicker with the lights of neon signs and the only sounds are the hustle and bustle of drunkards and runabouts leaving the dance clubs and bars to get back home for work early tomorrow. One of such in this group is David, a visiting tourist to Sammraim with his good friend Charles. They originally came to this city from rumors that the girls in this place were fast and easy and they wanted to find that fact out first hand (or mouth or any other orifice for that matter)..

When Loves Collide
This story is a parody of "Romeo and Juliet," but it involves two feuding mobs of vampires and werewolves. It's horror movies, the Godfather and West Side story all rolled into one! :D
http://www.associatedcontent.comarticle/1888316/when_loves_collide.html

"When there is no more room in Hell, the Dead will walk the Earth"

October 31, 2005-

Dear journal, Today I write to you because I can remember how special this holiday used to be years ago. All of the fun of dressing up and pretending to be something you weren't just for one night- those days are over. There is no longer imagination, just a dark glimpse of reality....


"When There is No More Room in Hell, the Dead Will Walk the Earth"
One of my original zombie journals that I wrote. This one is from the perspective of one of the special operatives agents that you would see in the beginning of the original Dawn of the Dead.
http://www.associatedcontent.comarticle/1888348/when_there_is_no_more_room_in_hell.html

Welcome to the Slaughter House

NARRATOR: "Yup, there she is alright, the old Michaels sign, not too many people still alive today can tell you what it means, with so many new owners always coming around. Legend has it that a civil war hero by the name of General Michael Arsncraft established this farm as a ways to end his bloody massacring of the war. But no one could really tell you what it means since the days of legends are gone."

Welcome to the Slaughter House
When I worked in retail for five years, I saw a lot of drama and backstabbing just to get more hours at work. This is my story, told through the animal's point of view, somewhat similar to the story of "Animal Farm" by George Orwell.
http://www.associatedcontent.comarticle/1888364/welcome_to_the_slaughter_house.html

Not another Groundhog Day parody

5:30 AM is when my alarm clock tells me it's time to get my ass out of bed, this Tuesday morning I was awoken with the annoying melodies of the Eagles' "Hotel California"; I hate the Eagles so much. I have one hour from now to get ready to go to work so I hop in the shower; whereas I
find out my dad has used up all of the hot water. I jump out style up my hair and put my contacts in; but little did I know that my right contact had a rip in it and it ended up causing me grief and pain. "Now I have to walk around all day with one contact in", I thought to myself....


Not Another Groundhog Day Parody
Yeah, I rip off the concept from Groundhog Day, but what would you do if you got to relive the same day over and over. The main person in my story suffers the same dilemma.
http://www.associatedcontent.comarticle/1888572/not_another_groundhog_day_parody.html