The Skinny Person's Guide to Eating Like a Fat Kid

The Skinny Person's Guide to Eating like a Fat Kid at a Buffet
Ever wondered what the correct etiquette for dining at a buffet restaurant is? Well, I took an almost satirical look at the world of buffets, including some tips that new comers wouldn't know of in the buffet world.
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